no facial hair after many many years... as long as i can remember, i have always had some sort of facial hair. throughout my twenties, i tended to be just kinda shaggy. then i saw a richard linklater film, before sunrise, with ethan hawke and the cutest soul patch/goatee i had ever seen. so i began to shape my facial hair in that direction. one friend said it looked like an apple.

fast forward six years, i decided to do drag for my first - and hopefully my last - time. off came my facial hair, on came the wig. almost a month later, the beard has not grown back, the wig stays hidden far away, and the party never ends.